stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
I LIKE FROZEN AND SOMETIMES I DRAW STUFF SO THATS COOL
wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
pitbull was a great host during the AMAs
Freshmen about to be in the hallways like
my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun
FLOWERS OF ARENDELLE (wallpaper)
I always like to see if i can convert my portrait artworks into landscape wallpapers. Doesn’t always work but here they look pretty good. So have some freebie wallpapers, green for Anna and blue for Elsa. C:
*whispers* Its almost hoodie season
Which means stick to well lit and highly populated areas at night if you’re Black.