sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz
I LIKE FROZEN AND SOMETIMES I DRAW STUFF SO THATS COOL
i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull
you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays.
Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
everyone im interested in is too hot for me…
ISTG THIS SHOULDN’T EVEN BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE
could you imagine messing up.. once.
the emergency services’ new number is really taking the piss
do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv
i love riding d*cks